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Uranus
- Lavender Brown: "Oh Professor, look! I think I've got an unexpected planet! Oooh, which one's that, Professor?"
- Professor Trelawney: "It is Uranus, my dear."
- Ron Weasley: "Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?"
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best use of avada kedavra ive ever seen.
Albus Dumbledore | Prisoner of Azkaban.
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Looking into the past.
Awh. :3
“Aren’t we supposed to be sorted by the Sorting Hat?”
“Well, a funny thing happened to the Sorting Hat. He actually got hitched with another piece of enchanted magical clothing. So he and the Scarf of Sexual Preference aren’t going to be back until next year. Basically I’ve just been putting anybody who looks like a good guy into Gryffindor, anybody who looks like a bad guy into Slytherin, and the other two can go wherever the hell they want, I don’t care.”
“Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders.”
“What the hell is a Hufflepuff?”
(via malfoyy)
“Hermione Granger, shut your ungodly, lopsided, mouth and quit interrupting! Twenty more points!”
“Thanks, Hermione.”
“God, for the cleverest witch of your age, you can be a dumb ass sometimes. Ten points to Dumbledore!”
“Konichiwa, Cho Chang. It is good to meet you. I am Ginny Weasley.”
“Bitch, I ain’t Cho Chang!”
“That’s Lavender Brown! Racist sister!”
